| Tom2: Hey! |
| Baz: "waves" |
| Chewy: I agree |
| Tom2: And you, Barry! |
| Baz: Hope everyone has a great New Years Eve |
| Chewy: :3 |
| Tom2: Hello Baz! And you! |
| Baz: Hello everyone. Hope you are having a great Christmas. |
| Baz: Feck off |
| Pervy man in bushes: I R rate horneh |
| Baz: I couldn't be arsed posting the album charts or much news as nobody ever joins and hardly any people read them so it's a waste of time. |
Pervy man in bushes:  |
| Baz: Be careful in those bushes. They are holly bushes. You may feel a prick. |
| Pervy man in bushes: What dey hel |
| Tom2: No way!!! I'm not innocent! |
| Baz: Run! |
Tom2:  |
| Tom2: Slimboy Fat? |
| Baz: Fatboy Slim? |
| Tom2: Wtf? |