| Baz: Watch out for that boat! |
| Iceberg: It's cold outhere in da streets, whatmy 2 do meh duckies? |
| Baz: You need to get some ointment on that. |
| Pervy man in bushes: Ouch! |
| Baz: Watch out. Those aren't bushes. They're nettles! |
| Pervy man in bushes: heeeeeeeeeeeeeey |
| Tom2: Bazstard! |
| Tom2: FOFF!!! |
| Baz: Saveloy! |
| Baz: Oi! |
| Tom2: Oi! |
| Baz: Lol |
| Baz: Tom. Tom. The pipers son. Stole a pig and away did run. |
| Baz: Word up peeps |
Tom2:  Hi! |
Tom2: Linda!  Breaking the silence!  |
| L: Hola kiddos.. I woz here. and now I iz goin to watch a film.. *waves* |
| Tom2: Foff! |
| Baz: Fritters |
| Tom2: *Spam |
