| Dr. B.: They say genius is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, which is why so many geniuses can't get girlfriends. |
| Dr. B.: Hello Pussy® products are far more interesting. |
| Dr. B.: I bet when Jesus got drunk he'd do crazy shit like grow a unicorn horn out of his head. You know, because you would if you could, right? |
| Dr. B.: Don't worry Haiti, Teh Coffee Room is having a moment of silence for you tonight so everything's going to be just fine. |
| Dr. B.: They say that murder rates go down with more employment, so I bet if we gave everybody jobs murdering people, they'd be really bad at it. |
| Dr. B.: I refuse to worry about wrinkles anymore. Besides, the botox I used on my scrotum burned and just made my balls look surprised all the time. |
| Dr. B.: You know, in all of the years we waited for Santa, we never once caught him with those bear traps. |
| Dr. B.: If you post a comment here and listen hard enough, you can hear an echo. |
| Dr. B.: I'm starting to think the CIA programmed me to kill upon hearing the song 'Jingle Bell Rock. |
| Dr. B.: When covering gay marriage debates, avoid asking "which of you is the woman?" It's the shorter guy. |
| Dr. B.: My natural reaction to is to arch my back and hiss. |
| Dr. B.: Sometimes I eat a lot of cheese, and other times I eat a lot of cheese but don't tell you because it's my secret cheese eating time. |
| Dr. B.: I saw a car hit this parked car in front of me and drive away, so I put a note on the parked car saying 'God hates you.' |
| Dr. B.: Man, it must have been tough to give the baby Jesus a bath. Little bastard, just crawling around on top of the water. |
| Dr. B.: Wow! I don't think I've ever unleashed so much diarrhea all at once. You must be impressed. I know I am. This massage is over, isn't it? |
| Dr. B.: double posting glitch |
| Dr. B.: President Obama to pardon the turkey... Turkey is coming out in cuffs right now and... OMG! The turkey's been shot by Jack Ruby! |
| Dr. B.: President Obama to pardon the turkey... Turkey is coming out in cuffs right now and... OMG! The turkey's been shot by Jack Ruby! |
| Shamrock: thanks for helping out. I am baby sitting the kids in the morning and helping mt father in law Vance who had a stroke a few weeks ago out. He's in rehab and doing ok, He tried to stand yesterday and fell onto the bed. LOL The guy is lucky it wasn't worse. |
| Dr. B.: It was all fun & games until the flying monkeys added more fiber to their diets. |
